Way Too Fabulous

Dear Gay Bigfoot,
I am a really awesome, talented, gifted, attractive, and totally humble Leo now living in Texas. Unfortunately I get a little too much attention for being amazing. I mean, I'm used to it by now, but the smallish city I live in makes me seem even MORE fabulous then I seemed in my fabulous home town of New Orleans.


So my question is, from one incredibly fabulous creature to another, how do i get less attention?


Also are you any relation to a yeti?


Signed,
Way Too Fabulous


Dear Fab,
Honey...you need to work it MORE! Being a big fish in a small pond isn't such a bad thing, sweetie. Being so consistently fabulous can be a cross to bear, but when you are feeling worn out and drained of your energy, you have to stop and as yourself this question I saw once on a t-shirt:


 "What Would Jesus Do?"


He would WORK IT! And when he was alive, he must have been working it because all I see when I look at a crucifix is a six pack ab! But I digress.Go out there in your little small town and give them the best gift you can give....YOU! 


I wish I could tell you a way to be less fabulous, but if you got it, then you have it for life. No sense fighting your destiny, you FABULOUS CREATURE! 


And to answer your question about being related to the Yeti. I can't say if I am related to them or not, but I sure have had RELATIONS with many of them! Oh, I better stop. I'm so bad!


Stay fierce!