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Saturday, July 2, 2011

Cowardly Lioness

I really like this guy a lot. I don't know if he likes me, and I'm too shy to just come out and ask him or make any strong hints...
What should I do?

Signed, Cowardly Lioness




Dear Cowardly Lioness,
Ah, someone's got a secret crush and their loins are about to gush! I know what it's like to burn with desire for someone, and lonely nights spent alone can be sheer torture when you aren't with the one you want. So this is what you do, ready? You go for it. Why, do you ask? Well, it's easy. It's best to know where you stand with this person. Sure, you may be wary for fear of being rejected, but there is always the chance that your crush secretly has a crush on you too! I know I've seen that in a movie somewhere, I think it was Patrick Dempsy who played this kid who sent a letter to his crush only to have it wind up in someone else's hands, then the letter get's past around and the movie turns into one misunderstanding after another. But I digress.

To sum it up, you only live once. What's the worst that can happen? You get your feelings hurt? As the saying goes, what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger!

Good luck, sugar booger!

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