Gay Bigfoot,
So...when i go to the liqour store and all the bottles of mudslies are in the back of the fridge. What's the best way to pocket them without being noticed?
Dear 5 Finger Discount,
although I don't advocate stealing...this might do the trick! Get a friend to go with you to the heist, and when the time is right have them fake a seizure (like they did in the movie Drugstore Cowboy), and while the attendant is distracted start grabbing the booze.
A more honest way to earn your liquor is to offer the person on duty some sex action with your fuck box. That way, you can leave the store with your drinks knowing that you gave something back in return. Trust me, you'll feel better about yourself in the long run!
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