Don't Talk With Your Mouth Full

DEAR GAY BIGFOOT, I LOVE YOU........

I WAS THINKING HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF SELLING YOUR FUR ONLINE..I MEN DON'T SHAVE YOURSELF!!!!!! I MEAN I LOVE A HAIRY MAN BIG FOOTED OR NOT NOTHING LIKE A TOTAL BEAR..............MMMMMMMMMMMMMM WELL ANYWAY BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING.YOU KNOW THAT UNSIGHTLY HAIR THAT BUILDS UP IN THE DRAIN OR THE HAIR YOU SHED WHEN YOU BRUSH I MEAN JUST THINK OF ALL THE MONEY YOU COULD MAKE......WELL MY QUESTION IS THIS: IS IT WRONG FOR YOU TO TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL WHEN YOUR HAVING SEX....I MEAN WHEN YOUR GOING DOWN ON A HARD COCK THAT'S DRIPPING WITH PRE CUM HOW DO YOU LET YOUR LOVER KNOW THAT YOU NEED SOME LOVIN TOO....IS IT RUDE TO PULL OFF AND SAY NOW ME OR WHAT? WHAT IS THE PROPER THING TO DO? ALSO WHEN ONE IS EATING ASS SHOULD YOU LAP IT UP OR TAKE TENDER LITTLE FLICKS AT IT WHAT DO YOU ENJOY? AND FISTING, WHAT'S WITH THAT? I MEAN IF YOUR GOING SHOVE SOMETHING UP THERE MAKE A TONGUE OR A HARD COCK......I MEAN REALLY USE THAT FIST ON MY COCK WHILE YOUR MAKING LOVE TO MY ROUND HAIRY BUM...ALSO DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS? SHOULD I GET A NIPPLE RING OR A PRINCE ALBERT... WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON THIS (AS A GAY BIGFOOT  YOU HAVE BEEN AROUND)?....OH, I THINK I SAW YOU ON SUNSET BLVD. ONE NIGHT BUT IT TURNED OUT IT WAS SOME OVER SIZED CAT RUNNING AWAY (I WAS SO SAD)......

Dear 'anonymous',

It seems that you have some issues with what is considered proper etiquette when dealing with fucking and sucking. On one hand it's very thoughtful and sweet of you to have questions about what to do and what not to do when gobbling boners, but on the other hand it would make for some disastrous love making if you were to be asking all these questions with a dick in your mouth (or asshole)....So, my advice to you is do what feels natural and right at the time. If you want your balls yanked on violently, for example, you shouldn't keep it to yourself in fear of offending your lover. Instead, you should speak out and shout "Squeeze my shiny nuts, NOW".....you get my drift.

The bottom line is this: Don't Hold Back You Lust.

Good luck, and happy cum swapping! (or insert whatever fetish that you desire).