Beauty over Brains

Dear Gay Bigfoot,

I really think people just see me for my beauty and not my brains. What advise do you have for me?
Signed,

Beauty over Brains

Dear Beauty over Brains,

Well since you didn't send me a picture of yourself I can't say if you are a hottie or a nottie, but since you wrote 'advise' instead of 'advice' then I think that the only thing you might have going on is your looks! Oh, I'm so bad! Tee hee hee!

Honestly, if people only like you because of how you look....well, work it, girl! There's no harm or shame in being hot and fabulous! Also, it can be a secret weapon to let people underestimate your intelligence...use that to your advantage!

Oh, and don't forget to use spell check!

Good luck,

GB